One Henry Ford... one fateful evening...
Suffice to bore you with details (as in made up ones) there is a curse in the bloodline of the Guenthers. Now for those married into our clan, they are quite elegantly uneffected. But here is what the curse entails and gives you more insight into my clan's world.
No matter what the weather man says, no matter how bright and sunny it is... If any of our cars get washed within 3 hours it rains. Hard. Carwash ruining hard.
Sure I get a lot of "OH that happens to everyone." Sure... but not to this extent. There never, ever has been a single case where this event has never occured! Never! We're going back to the days of the Model A. What caused this curse you say? What can I say? We Guenthers like to be confrontation without any provocation. Heh.
Or maybe I made that all up just to fill my "requirement" of blogging. You never know. Also has anyone seen the remote control to my TV? It's gone off and left. Also I'm takin the day off tomorrow from blogging so nyah nyah.
Now for another attempt of a nice signature statement... Umm... Uhhh...
To err is human to forgive a guenther devine
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Call me the white Mister 3000!
Has it been 3000 miles already?
Yep I just got back from getting the oil changed at the 3000 mile mark on mi coche. Interesting, how times flies the older you get. But I sure don’t feel any older. My folks mentioned just yesterday they feel like they’re 20 years old. Then again that would also explain why people call me an 8 year old all the time. But why in the world would we want to act our age? Maturity isn’t how old you act, its how you deal with problems.
So sure tell me to grow up all you want, but at the cost of my innocence? At the cost of having fun no matter what I do? Nobody should take life so seriously anyways, it’s not like you get out alive.
On another note, thanks for the miracle of technology I can type my entire blog on Microsoft Word so I don’t have to worry about spell checking the whole thing myself. Neither do I have to go through the pain of logging in and whatnot. However I’ll have to do that anyways to update my subtitle, but that’s of my own device.
Things seem to be getting better all the time, and here’s my second attempt of a catchy goodbye message…
ciao ‘corpsters
Yep I just got back from getting the oil changed at the 3000 mile mark on mi coche. Interesting, how times flies the older you get. But I sure don’t feel any older. My folks mentioned just yesterday they feel like they’re 20 years old. Then again that would also explain why people call me an 8 year old all the time. But why in the world would we want to act our age? Maturity isn’t how old you act, its how you deal with problems.
So sure tell me to grow up all you want, but at the cost of my innocence? At the cost of having fun no matter what I do? Nobody should take life so seriously anyways, it’s not like you get out alive.
On another note, thanks for the miracle of technology I can type my entire blog on Microsoft Word so I don’t have to worry about spell checking the whole thing myself. Neither do I have to go through the pain of logging in and whatnot. However I’ll have to do that anyways to update my subtitle, but that’s of my own device.
Things seem to be getting better all the time, and here’s my second attempt of a catchy goodbye message…
ciao ‘corpsters
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Time to Get This Party Started!
Well folks, you know what time it is... give me a beat.
So yeah as I've said yesterday but feel much more inclined to talk about it now... I've decided to breathe fresh life into my neglected website. The easiest thing to do was to add a nice blog. Since I like blog everyday anyways, why not throw it on my site and not feed the monsters that threaten to devour all of internetdom by having everyone join them. That's at least what All Is On, told me and she hasn't steered me wrong yet.
What else is coming? Well, I'll finish reposting the Guentherific RPG first. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're sick of it by now, but as the song goes "You can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." Don't worry, I'm told most people are confused no matter what I do.
After that I'll attempt to start my new mediocre superhero webcomic. That'll be a nice hootenanny or maybe box social, I haven't decided quite yet. Of course it will feature the fine Fireworks created artwork you've come to expect from me.
Next? Try to get that advice column started up. Meaning I beg more and more for questions and then get the responses such as "Duh I can do a somersault" or "for the fifth time leave me the **** alone!" or even the rarely seen "you know nobody really cares, why don't you just pull something out of your ***". So yeah, I'll look forward to new and creative turndowns you are so well adapt to deliver.
What new stuff after that? Well, how about an even stupider RPG, Scifi style with lots of action and time traveling and the inevitable social commentary. Alien superpowers? You bet! How about I try to make it Wikipedia style? Nah, that's asking for rejection. Which I won't jump into until I'm really sleep deprived. But an interesting idea to keep in the back of my mind next to dancing Jesus.
I'm sure all the other stuff will be updating along the way, so if you have any requests shout em out. As for me, I'm getting tired of typing. I was up all night again blurting out personal details no sane person would. That's just the kinda guy I am.
Now bear with me as I try to think of a signature way to sign off my blogs with... So here's attempt numba one.
guenthercorp is now in recess
So yeah as I've said yesterday but feel much more inclined to talk about it now... I've decided to breathe fresh life into my neglected website. The easiest thing to do was to add a nice blog. Since I like blog everyday anyways, why not throw it on my site and not feed the monsters that threaten to devour all of internetdom by having everyone join them. That's at least what All Is On, told me and she hasn't steered me wrong yet.
What else is coming? Well, I'll finish reposting the Guentherific RPG first. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're sick of it by now, but as the song goes "You can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." Don't worry, I'm told most people are confused no matter what I do.
After that I'll attempt to start my new mediocre superhero webcomic. That'll be a nice hootenanny or maybe box social, I haven't decided quite yet. Of course it will feature the fine Fireworks created artwork you've come to expect from me.
Next? Try to get that advice column started up. Meaning I beg more and more for questions and then get the responses such as "Duh I can do a somersault" or "for the fifth time leave me the **** alone!" or even the rarely seen "you know nobody really cares, why don't you just pull something out of your ***". So yeah, I'll look forward to new and creative turndowns you are so well adapt to deliver.
What new stuff after that? Well, how about an even stupider RPG, Scifi style with lots of action and time traveling and the inevitable social commentary. Alien superpowers? You bet! How about I try to make it Wikipedia style? Nah, that's asking for rejection. Which I won't jump into until I'm really sleep deprived. But an interesting idea to keep in the back of my mind next to dancing Jesus.
I'm sure all the other stuff will be updating along the way, so if you have any requests shout em out. As for me, I'm getting tired of typing. I was up all night again blurting out personal details no sane person would. That's just the kinda guy I am.
Now bear with me as I try to think of a signature way to sign off my blogs with... So here's attempt numba one.
guenthercorp is now in recess
Guenthercorp's Premiere Blog!
Huzzah! Welcome to my new blog! I decided to do away with that pesky and annoying Myspace in exchange for this beauty. A short blog today, as I have little to publish at this time however... Craziness will soon ensue! Check it out later yo.
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