Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Husky Headed Boys Weekly

There to dispute what I blogged two days ago I'll leave the original title I wrote. It has nothing to do about anything I shall write about today. As you can see I didn't update this week. Meh? Meh!

Kinda disappointed really, this week in history used to be a very popular section of all my previous sites. This one's real, yo! Hmm I guess it's high time I started advertising. How about a nice weekly spam-vertisment? Those are always great. Hmm perhaps as a monthly type deal. Everyone loves to delete newletters before they even read them right? Hopefully just seeing the words guenthercorp's monthly spam-vertisment will be just enough to hypnotise people into mumbling "go to guenthercorp.com its guentherific" when they sleep. Hmm. Also a great excuse for my new anti-sleeping campaign.

Caffeine! Its the new sugar!

This web-based blogging sytem is pretty cool. I can update it while I hide in the mega lab from all the people that would ignore me anyway. Although the spell checker leaves much to be desired. In fact, I just ran it and its detects words I spelled right and tries to get to replace them with the same exact word. Also for some reason, I think it's detecting words in the coding of the page, because it pulls words out of its computery buttocks. Sorry I mean intermanetty.

Wow, getting plenty of sleep just comes to show that I have absolutely no social life whatsoever. I mean when I had none I kept telling myself my friends must be so compassionate that I'm so exausted they didn't even put me in the situation of having to make myself even more tired. De nile (denial yeah i know its spelled wrong its an obvious plug of that joke denial isn't just a river in Egypt, get over yourself poindexter) is my best friend. We hang out every day.

Well folks it seems my Guentherdar is telling me I'm not funny anymore so its time to wrap things up until next time. I just might go see a movie tonight with good ol'...

Forget it! I have more things to say! I don't care if you don't have the patience to read this crap! This blog is for my benefit! Go leave, if you have that terrible attitude.

So yeah I saw Drew Carrey's Green Screen Show yesterday. I thought it would be horrible, but all it is is Who's Line is it Anyway with mediocre animation and backgrounds. The actress that plays Mimi was there too, but she wasn't too funny. They had the best Who's Line people there sans the musicians but I didn't mind too much.

Anyone sick of baseball already? I guess my prediction for the Yankees winning it all was wrong. Meh. I'm still rooting for the White Sox not winning. Their fans just don't deserve it. All they do is bicker and complain how the Cubs no matter how they do are beloved and get top billing in all of the newspapers and other media sources of garbage.

Bringing up my final thought, I promise, the way to sort the newspaper from least biased to most biased is to just read it backwards. You can't really exaggerate sports stats. Then there's like the ads and obits. Then all the advice and comics, then all the news they can stand to pull out of their ass. You know I'm insulting you the Trib. You suck!

Ciao 'Corpsters (apostrophe or not? You decide! Comment today for the love of God please comment! Just once saying "meh" or "i hate you please die!" whatever please comment!!!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

meh

Anonymous said...

plz die already

Anonymous said...

this is one of my favorite parts that i missed before....***WARNING- RANDOM PSEUDO-FILTHY LANGUAGE AND PRE-TEEN SITUATIONS. TITLES HOLD LITTLE OR NO RELEVENCE.***
that's great,
p.s. MORP?

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