Alright we're at what 32? I forgot...
So yeah I'm now undertaking a serious revamping of the intro page. mabye that or use it as the welcome page and have them working together in harmony. Of course I'll rip off a couple ideas along the way but I'll essentially do the stuff m'self.
Yeah that'll be what I say. Ha.
So here we are Thanksgiving but two days away. Back in the day we'd go to some restaurant with my grandparents but now that they're 6 feet under it'll be at home. Though that doesn't sound too bad either way. Just how much work my mom will get me to do myself if still up in the air but hey, I enjoy cooking from time to time. But I'll try to get out of it just like anyother form of work.
I'd post a nice quote about walking bird here, but that just isn't appropriate. I'm trying to build the reputation of my entire sight without piggybacking from pop culture. The more originality the better I assume. So yeah I updated the sight a tad. I mean tad, I spent maybe 4 minutes tops and that does count uploading time. I hopefully will get a better and more complete update on Friday. But then again rushing myself will only end up with an annoying and pathetically small update. Besides since its unprofitable its on the botttom of my to-do list. But ya know its's still my one and only hobby. Getting the site to be more appealing to a larger audience is my first thing. Then I'll consider advertising.
TAKE THAT STUDID PAUL I FREAKING HATE YOU!!!!!!
Yeah he's apparently back to going to class. Good for him. I guess.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Thursday, November 17, 2005
A Day in the Life
I know with only 2 blogs a week I won't get up to the 60 some i had on previous blogs as quick but slow and steady wins the race.
Many (or so I tell myself) would like to know what its like to live a day in my shoes. Well its not easy let me tell ya. I can't tell all my secrets but I'll give you a tender juicy portion to leave your mouth watering for more. If you haven't guessed yet I'm hungry.
Anywho let's go. Usually I get up at 6 am. Yep that's pretty early. I'll specifically use today as an example so I don't have to use "usually" and "most the times". So yeah I got up (officially) at 6 am. Fun of course it was garbage day so I got to collect all the trash. I let the dog out and watched the rest of Sonic Underground. I guess I dozed off and woke up at the start of Mummies Alive. Both are good shows but I'll get into those another day. So yeah its freezing cold out and I was too proud to wear a winter coat that early. After a bit of studying and watching the first 15 minutes of Clifford (hey give the show a shot) I was off to school.
Wait this doesn't sound very intersesting at all so I'll cut myself off right there. My daily routine isn't really blog worthy and I apollogize. I'll leave it though as a tribute to the funny ramblings that come out of me as a result of sleep deprivation. Yeah my nocurnal conversations really aren't helping me out. Maybe I should consider taking naps during the day.
But yeah, I guess I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in a few months. No wonder my lack of dreams. Yeah there is a difference between not remembering them and not having them. Dreams are an interesting thing. Thus the old maxim "sleep on it".
Then there's always the exception to the rule. Always. So what's the point of having rules? Beats me. I guess its a "best case scenario". There's always those moments when you go someplace new and some how remember being there before. There's also a different feeling I get going someplace new like... I'll never be able to get there. That doesn't make much sense I know... That's why I stopped trusting myself. I'm out to get me. Maybe I'll get me in the alleyway. That'll learn me to exist.
So yeah my ramblings are now boring me so I'll mercifully let y'all go.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Many (or so I tell myself) would like to know what its like to live a day in my shoes. Well its not easy let me tell ya. I can't tell all my secrets but I'll give you a tender juicy portion to leave your mouth watering for more. If you haven't guessed yet I'm hungry.
Anywho let's go. Usually I get up at 6 am. Yep that's pretty early. I'll specifically use today as an example so I don't have to use "usually" and "most the times". So yeah I got up (officially) at 6 am. Fun of course it was garbage day so I got to collect all the trash. I let the dog out and watched the rest of Sonic Underground. I guess I dozed off and woke up at the start of Mummies Alive. Both are good shows but I'll get into those another day. So yeah its freezing cold out and I was too proud to wear a winter coat that early. After a bit of studying and watching the first 15 minutes of Clifford (hey give the show a shot) I was off to school.
Wait this doesn't sound very intersesting at all so I'll cut myself off right there. My daily routine isn't really blog worthy and I apollogize. I'll leave it though as a tribute to the funny ramblings that come out of me as a result of sleep deprivation. Yeah my nocurnal conversations really aren't helping me out. Maybe I should consider taking naps during the day.
But yeah, I guess I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in a few months. No wonder my lack of dreams. Yeah there is a difference between not remembering them and not having them. Dreams are an interesting thing. Thus the old maxim "sleep on it".
Then there's always the exception to the rule. Always. So what's the point of having rules? Beats me. I guess its a "best case scenario". There's always those moments when you go someplace new and some how remember being there before. There's also a different feeling I get going someplace new like... I'll never be able to get there. That doesn't make much sense I know... That's why I stopped trusting myself. I'm out to get me. Maybe I'll get me in the alleyway. That'll learn me to exist.
So yeah my ramblings are now boring me so I'll mercifully let y'all go.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
guenthercorp sells out... well, hopefully soon
Post 30... wow. Its nice to see I've stuck with blogger. Especially nice it uploads to my site. Though the look of the whole site needs to change. Then open up a nice little shop and start raking in the dough. Though getting people to come to my site has got to but there.
Well I was browsing and thinking of great ideas on which stuff I should sell and then it hit me. I'd have to come up with actual stuff people would be proud to wear. Indeed. I mean I can only shame people so much before they're like... yeah I'm not paying 50 dollars for a t-shirt. No matter how classy. Who knows? It just might catch on. I'll be rich!
I was quite impressed that they had a section which one could publish a book. Which got me thinking should I start finishing my novel? Of course I will. It just might become a worldwide hit. Yeah right. But still having a nice printed and bound version of it wouldn't look too bad and would be a cheap gift for people if I ever choose to start giving gifts.
So yes guenthercorp needs a lot of tooling as a clever scheme to sell t-shirts and posters. Sure its selling out but people just don't ring my doorbell and give me a check to stay the course. Just imagine when I finally get off the ground and can do this full time. Sweet. Then or come up with a lot better method of doing that comic strip of mine. Yeah that'll help. I believe I have a nice style of drawing, besides its the uniqueness of it not quality. I mean South Park is outrageously popular and the characters are cut out of construction paper. Though any one that just rips that stuff off is just asking to be cancelled.
Wow the idea of having a book printed out with my name on it is really getting the juices flowing. Maybe a Semper Fido thing? Maybe finish my novel? Wow. So many possibilities. Well I guess I'll stop doing semper in full color. Its just a bad colorization iether way. I also need to work on fundamental sketches and go into it with an actual script or plan in mind. That just might help huh. Though a lot of good ideas did come out of a conversation I had last night. Hmmm that would be an interesting character. You'll just have to wait and see bwahaha.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Prepare to buy my crazy crap!
Well I was browsing and thinking of great ideas on which stuff I should sell and then it hit me. I'd have to come up with actual stuff people would be proud to wear. Indeed. I mean I can only shame people so much before they're like... yeah I'm not paying 50 dollars for a t-shirt. No matter how classy. Who knows? It just might catch on. I'll be rich!
I was quite impressed that they had a section which one could publish a book. Which got me thinking should I start finishing my novel? Of course I will. It just might become a worldwide hit. Yeah right. But still having a nice printed and bound version of it wouldn't look too bad and would be a cheap gift for people if I ever choose to start giving gifts.
So yes guenthercorp needs a lot of tooling as a clever scheme to sell t-shirts and posters. Sure its selling out but people just don't ring my doorbell and give me a check to stay the course. Just imagine when I finally get off the ground and can do this full time. Sweet. Then or come up with a lot better method of doing that comic strip of mine. Yeah that'll help. I believe I have a nice style of drawing, besides its the uniqueness of it not quality. I mean South Park is outrageously popular and the characters are cut out of construction paper. Though any one that just rips that stuff off is just asking to be cancelled.
Wow the idea of having a book printed out with my name on it is really getting the juices flowing. Maybe a Semper Fido thing? Maybe finish my novel? Wow. So many possibilities. Well I guess I'll stop doing semper in full color. Its just a bad colorization iether way. I also need to work on fundamental sketches and go into it with an actual script or plan in mind. That just might help huh. Though a lot of good ideas did come out of a conversation I had last night. Hmmm that would be an interesting character. You'll just have to wait and see bwahaha.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Prepare to buy my crazy crap!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
What a lovely bunch of coconuts
There? You happy anonymous commenter? Moreso, its best that you let the Wookie win. Or at least make them think they won.
Alright folks I really don't have much to say despite to comment that yes I am posting less and less often. I'll therefore have to change my gaurantee to 2 posts per week. But maybe if I post less the stuff I'll come up with will be better? Maybe.
Usually some crazy idea pops into my head when I'm on my way to the mega lab in between classes but not today. Weird. It just seems like my inner monologue will just have to talk today. No ryhme or reason.
Though I did think of Ralph Wiggum for some bizzarre reason. Why? Well listening to WLS talk radio, i heard a commercial for the apprentice star wars addition. Yeah seriously the Donald really isn't that great at comedy. Though I don't claim that position either. So yeah the audio clip was Chewbacca, you're fired. Well, what did the Star Wars series teach us other than to always let the Wookie win? That's right it didn't teach us anything. Just made up a stupid religion that nerds all over now worship. For shame. We have lost our nerdly ways.
Sigh I'm so sick of looking around the megalab and see some guy looking at... revealing pictures. What shame. No wonder men's respect for ladies goes out the window as fast as they take a shower. Makes me sick.
Outraged I depart,
Caio 'Corpsters
PS I think I'll post links galore on relevent stuff I say what you think about that? Comment now! Or else I'll figure a more annoying thing to do!
Alright folks I really don't have much to say despite to comment that yes I am posting less and less often. I'll therefore have to change my gaurantee to 2 posts per week. But maybe if I post less the stuff I'll come up with will be better? Maybe.
Usually some crazy idea pops into my head when I'm on my way to the mega lab in between classes but not today. Weird. It just seems like my inner monologue will just have to talk today. No ryhme or reason.
Though I did think of Ralph Wiggum for some bizzarre reason. Why? Well listening to WLS talk radio, i heard a commercial for the apprentice star wars addition. Yeah seriously the Donald really isn't that great at comedy. Though I don't claim that position either. So yeah the audio clip was Chewbacca, you're fired. Well, what did the Star Wars series teach us other than to always let the Wookie win? That's right it didn't teach us anything. Just made up a stupid religion that nerds all over now worship. For shame. We have lost our nerdly ways.
Sigh I'm so sick of looking around the megalab and see some guy looking at... revealing pictures. What shame. No wonder men's respect for ladies goes out the window as fast as they take a shower. Makes me sick.
Outraged I depart,
Caio 'Corpsters
PS I think I'll post links galore on relevent stuff I say what you think about that? Comment now! Or else I'll figure a more annoying thing to do!
Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Barn-Burning Social Commentary
Post 28 and I'm doin' great. Best regards for reading another installment of my blog.
I just heard over the radio about several companies selling an upside down Christmas tree. Well folks, the pricetag I guess is what first caught my attention. At 300-500 dollars each fully lit... that seems a bit pricey to me. Why buy an upside down Christmas tree in the first place? First the trendyness of it. Sure you can be normal and have the point of the tree point to the ceiling and have a star or angel on top like many classic 50's movies we've seen oh too many times. I mean trees actually grow that way. For sooth that we humans don't like the way nature has things grow. Then again there are different "fruit salad" trees being sold out there. All thanks to the mad-science of vivisection.
But the shape isn't what really bothers me. Its not the cost that bothers me. Even disite the fact that its a mockery of the traditional christmas tree, no not even that. The thing that bothers me is the purpose it was designed... fit more presents under the tree. Yeah for shame they just couldn't put the tree on top of a magical "santa box" so it'd stand a bit above the floor. No we have to find a really expensive way to express our need to keep slathering our whole year's insome on extranagent gifts on family, loved ones, and/or friends with a gift i'm pretty sure they won't be using a week later. This leaves an obvious segway in which i can complain about the very comercialization about Christmas... the de-moralization, and taking Christ out of it altogether. I'm sorry but a Charlie Brown Christmas just doesn't teach the kids the religious aspects of the birth of Christ. They just stare at the poorly detailed 4-fingered kids and even let their eyes lose focus. Well, that's what I'm told anyways.
So yes, I'm not getting any of my friends gifts again. Don't like it? Meh.
Another radio induced complaint I have today is those "vehicular donation" ads you constantly hear. "1-877 cars fir kids..." Yeah that one... then quickly came one for the lung cancer people. Well, I'm all for finding a cure for these horrible diseases and donation one's car is a great way to do that. However, they feed of that very annoyingness that they have. I mean they specifically mention that they are in fact annoying people. Then came the clincher... hopefully one day when they find a cure there's no longer a need for these ads.
One day? Seriously there are cures for cancer. However the pharmaceutical companies and their heavy influence on the doctor's wouldn't possibly let people know that. They have a responsibility to keep throwing out drugs that will lessen effects and causes others. The FDA of course will shut down any organization that makes such a claim to cure anything because according to their very bylaws "only a drug can cure or treat a disease." You know how many millions it takes for a drug to become available on the market? A whole lot more money than we'll ever see. They even tried to get vitamin C considered a drug so they could overcharge and "regulate" it.
Well folks thanks I've lifted a lot of this bs that was on my chest, but don't take my word for it. Check out the facts for yourself. Don't listen to the mainstream media either.
Ciao 'Corpsters
I just heard over the radio about several companies selling an upside down Christmas tree. Well folks, the pricetag I guess is what first caught my attention. At 300-500 dollars each fully lit... that seems a bit pricey to me. Why buy an upside down Christmas tree in the first place? First the trendyness of it. Sure you can be normal and have the point of the tree point to the ceiling and have a star or angel on top like many classic 50's movies we've seen oh too many times. I mean trees actually grow that way. For sooth that we humans don't like the way nature has things grow. Then again there are different "fruit salad" trees being sold out there. All thanks to the mad-science of vivisection.
But the shape isn't what really bothers me. Its not the cost that bothers me. Even disite the fact that its a mockery of the traditional christmas tree, no not even that. The thing that bothers me is the purpose it was designed... fit more presents under the tree. Yeah for shame they just couldn't put the tree on top of a magical "santa box" so it'd stand a bit above the floor. No we have to find a really expensive way to express our need to keep slathering our whole year's insome on extranagent gifts on family, loved ones, and/or friends with a gift i'm pretty sure they won't be using a week later. This leaves an obvious segway in which i can complain about the very comercialization about Christmas... the de-moralization, and taking Christ out of it altogether. I'm sorry but a Charlie Brown Christmas just doesn't teach the kids the religious aspects of the birth of Christ. They just stare at the poorly detailed 4-fingered kids and even let their eyes lose focus. Well, that's what I'm told anyways.
So yes, I'm not getting any of my friends gifts again. Don't like it? Meh.
Another radio induced complaint I have today is those "vehicular donation" ads you constantly hear. "1-877 cars fir kids..." Yeah that one... then quickly came one for the lung cancer people. Well, I'm all for finding a cure for these horrible diseases and donation one's car is a great way to do that. However, they feed of that very annoyingness that they have. I mean they specifically mention that they are in fact annoying people. Then came the clincher... hopefully one day when they find a cure there's no longer a need for these ads.
One day? Seriously there are cures for cancer. However the pharmaceutical companies and their heavy influence on the doctor's wouldn't possibly let people know that. They have a responsibility to keep throwing out drugs that will lessen effects and causes others. The FDA of course will shut down any organization that makes such a claim to cure anything because according to their very bylaws "only a drug can cure or treat a disease." You know how many millions it takes for a drug to become available on the market? A whole lot more money than we'll ever see. They even tried to get vitamin C considered a drug so they could overcharge and "regulate" it.
Well folks thanks I've lifted a lot of this bs that was on my chest, but don't take my word for it. Check out the facts for yourself. Don't listen to the mainstream media either.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Thursday, November 3, 2005
Its that time again
Yep finals are not too far away. Depressing, huh?
Well I'm getting more and more lost into a fantasy world of my own creation. If I could just find a way to market it, I'll be rich! I mean people enjoy escaping the doom and gloom of reality and that no matter what you never win. NO matter what you do you'll die. All your accomplishments will crumble. All the letters after your name won't mean a thing once you meet your maker.
Then while all depressed like this I find more and more solice in my faith. I still can't understand why somebody would choose to be an Athiest. Logic dictates that a simple form of anything can't possibly become more complex. Errosion... Age... all these things tear things down. Not build. Sure the results may be pleasing to the eye but things just don't go uphill. You'd have to argue (anonymously or not) that there must be some sort of higher intelligence at work.
I enjoy a good theological discussion from time to time, but just sometimes people are just so smart (read fickle) that they can't help but make stupid arguements and despite all logic and/or reason they'll just stick beans in their ears and sing a song of sixpence or whatever you kids listen to nowadays.
Each day I realize I'm becoming more and more like my parents. To some that might frighten, confuse, and enfuriate them. How many times do we think in our adolescence that we'll strive for the stars and end up being better than those who are responsible for your immediate existance? Too many to count. But they've been around the block a few times. Life experience is impossible to teach. No matter what, somebody giving you advice will never compare to doing it yourself. Then the "Eureka" moment that makes us realize... huh... my folks were right. People like to listen to advice... duh... Dr. Phil... Dear Abby... Sure we enjoy people in a worse situtation than ourselves get into horrible situations. Why else does Maury Povich or Jerry Springer have so many viewers and high ratings? Its a selfish comparision to people that are in a worse situation than yourself. But the sad part is... these kinda shows are like professional sports... completely rigged and made up.
Its all about the merchantizing. So be sure to buy all your friends official guenthercorp T-shirts before Festivus, Christmas, Chaunukah, etc etc comes.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Well I'm getting more and more lost into a fantasy world of my own creation. If I could just find a way to market it, I'll be rich! I mean people enjoy escaping the doom and gloom of reality and that no matter what you never win. NO matter what you do you'll die. All your accomplishments will crumble. All the letters after your name won't mean a thing once you meet your maker.
Then while all depressed like this I find more and more solice in my faith. I still can't understand why somebody would choose to be an Athiest. Logic dictates that a simple form of anything can't possibly become more complex. Errosion... Age... all these things tear things down. Not build. Sure the results may be pleasing to the eye but things just don't go uphill. You'd have to argue (anonymously or not) that there must be some sort of higher intelligence at work.
I enjoy a good theological discussion from time to time, but just sometimes people are just so smart (read fickle) that they can't help but make stupid arguements and despite all logic and/or reason they'll just stick beans in their ears and sing a song of sixpence or whatever you kids listen to nowadays.
Each day I realize I'm becoming more and more like my parents. To some that might frighten, confuse, and enfuriate them. How many times do we think in our adolescence that we'll strive for the stars and end up being better than those who are responsible for your immediate existance? Too many to count. But they've been around the block a few times. Life experience is impossible to teach. No matter what, somebody giving you advice will never compare to doing it yourself. Then the "Eureka" moment that makes us realize... huh... my folks were right. People like to listen to advice... duh... Dr. Phil... Dear Abby... Sure we enjoy people in a worse situtation than ourselves get into horrible situations. Why else does Maury Povich or Jerry Springer have so many viewers and high ratings? Its a selfish comparision to people that are in a worse situation than yourself. But the sad part is... these kinda shows are like professional sports... completely rigged and made up.
Its all about the merchantizing. So be sure to buy all your friends official guenthercorp T-shirts before Festivus, Christmas, Chaunukah, etc etc comes.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Tuesday, November 1, 2005
The Blurst of Tymes
Ahhh November, you've come so quickly.
So yes folks, Its time to get ready for Thanksgiving, where we sit around and eat walking bird. Its not often we eat at a table together with family members and its high about time we do something about it. Next year.
Let's see that means Christmas is coming ever faster with my birthday shortly thereafter. But I'm pretty bored of presents. If I want anything I get it myself. Then again my parents always insist on then buying me clothing. Blech. That's just not the kinda thing you get a... what age demographic am I in now? Young adult? Post-teenager? 20-something?
Meh. The thing most on my mind now is my laptop computer is being craptacular again. This time the screen will just go black if I leave it alone for a minute or so. Somebody had to go in my room and turn the switch that's connected to my computer off. Yeah, so thusly it drained the battery and caused havoc with the display driver.
Well I was gonna make a nice Reformation Day blog but I always do one somewhere or another. How overdone. Even though I get flooded "Happy Devil Worshipping... erm Halloween!" Well yeah if you follow a pagan holiday such as that, you're just giving heed to the guy in red pajamas dancing with a pitchfork. Seriously though, if the devil really looked like that we'd all be too terrified to listen to him... her... it...
Then again there are the stupid rituals they observe like the emptying and enflamation of gords. The release of larval stage humans to collect crystalized glucose wrapped in solidified arboreal or metallic gift wrap. Just another stupid bored day for me. Although I highly enjoy sneaking out and going to dinner with my brother. Besides the village sez no looting candy after 7 pm. I didn't trick or treat more tehn 3 years before I found out you'd get more candy just staying home and eating your own parents. And the less excercise! Yep, Candy Day morping rules.
Ciao 'Corpsters
So yes folks, Its time to get ready for Thanksgiving, where we sit around and eat walking bird. Its not often we eat at a table together with family members and its high about time we do something about it. Next year.
Let's see that means Christmas is coming ever faster with my birthday shortly thereafter. But I'm pretty bored of presents. If I want anything I get it myself. Then again my parents always insist on then buying me clothing. Blech. That's just not the kinda thing you get a... what age demographic am I in now? Young adult? Post-teenager? 20-something?
Meh. The thing most on my mind now is my laptop computer is being craptacular again. This time the screen will just go black if I leave it alone for a minute or so. Somebody had to go in my room and turn the switch that's connected to my computer off. Yeah, so thusly it drained the battery and caused havoc with the display driver.
Well I was gonna make a nice Reformation Day blog but I always do one somewhere or another. How overdone. Even though I get flooded "Happy Devil Worshipping... erm Halloween!" Well yeah if you follow a pagan holiday such as that, you're just giving heed to the guy in red pajamas dancing with a pitchfork. Seriously though, if the devil really looked like that we'd all be too terrified to listen to him... her... it...
Then again there are the stupid rituals they observe like the emptying and enflamation of gords. The release of larval stage humans to collect crystalized glucose wrapped in solidified arboreal or metallic gift wrap. Just another stupid bored day for me. Although I highly enjoy sneaking out and going to dinner with my brother. Besides the village sez no looting candy after 7 pm. I didn't trick or treat more tehn 3 years before I found out you'd get more candy just staying home and eating your own parents. And the less excercise! Yep, Candy Day morping rules.
Ciao 'Corpsters
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