Back into the blog of Things

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking.  School’s been out for a week and I haven’t posted.  Well grades came today and I did quite well.  Finally passed Calculus, guess fourth try’s the charm.  Well, that and work is a pain and distracts me from posting.  But no fear, I’m here to speak about the holidays and great tips for last minute shopping.

Tip one: Look for bargains.  Duh.  Retailers expect you to wait last second so take advantage of sales to that fact.

Tip two: Don’t buy gifts for those people you only feel shamed into.  Seriously primadonnas make horrible girlfriends and ever worse “just friends.” Ditch them there are people with real personalities out there.

Tip three: Shop online.  All the work is done by factory dudes.  Simple like.  But don’t let them have all the fun.  Wrap the stinking gifts yourself.

Tip four: Beat the crowds.  Shopping carts work great for this.

Yep, I’m all done shopping except for my mom but that’s cuz we couldn’t find a shop that sells what she really wants.  If a gift is late don’t have a heart attack over it.  Sheesh, the wait is fun.  Why else do I enjoy waiting in line so much?

Yep none of you are getting gifts from me… As the Guenther maxim goes “No party, no present.”  I expect the same from you.

Ciao ‘Corpsters