To celebrate my 50th post I shall begin a new ploy by ripping off the name Vital Information. But instead of random gibberish, I'll write about stuff you should know about. And this week you should know...
"What the jigger is nougat?"
Yeah we know candy bars feature chocolate, nuts, coconut, and other assorted fillings. None of which really make us wonder what it is. Chocolate is from some pod, nuts are grown on trees, coconuts a tropic fruit. Blah blah blah.
But what is nougat? Is it alien snot? Well sure it has the consistency and taste of nasal drippings. Its quite edible let me assure you, but is about as tasty as its name implies. Nougat is made from corn syrup (read sugar) and egg. That's it... they beat the egg like crazy til it congeals and heap it with sugar.
Now you're much wiser for learning this vital information so. I shall bid ye...
Caio 'Corpsters
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5 comments:
I was happier when I thought it was snot.
Maybe the best topic that I have read all day :P
Loren
Ian is the greatest..
I have to hear just what Jeremy will change with that!!
The most amazing paper that I have read all week!!
-Sincere regards,
Tyson
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