Hear no evil… or good

I am detecting a phenomenon in elder females.  It’s the fact that they don’t listen to what you say.  In actual fact, they listen to the part they want to hear.  Such an occurrence occurred at work yesterday.  There was the typical hausfrau, and wondered if Paul remembered her.  Of course he didn’t but being the slick talker he said he did.  I started telling a story about how I never remember people’s names.

The lady then said if I was going to insult her, tell it to her face.  I simply told her what I said and she said to not bother.

Well later on I found out she forgot her money and said she’d come back right away to get her groceries.  Which she never did.

So the moral of the story kiddies, is don’t assume the worst in people.  If you do your money will disappear into a void between space and time and will never return.  Making you look quite the fool.  An April fool if you will.

Ciao ‘Corpsters