Back in the High Life

Well I’ve been on “vacation” for the last week and suddenly I notice I haven’t blogged in weeks anything worth reading.  I shall recap one story from my “vacation” first and get to the hard facts.

I was at Lowz, shopping for who knows what with my dad.  Then in the middle of an aisle a woman comes up to me and asks some dumb question.  I ignore her since I have no clue where anything is nor would my advice be useful.  The dumb woman stood there for a good 10 minutes while I was reading the back of a box before she realized I wasn’t trying to help her.  But did she leave upset? Nope, she said a “Thanks anyways.”  The funny part was that store employees passed by her several times and my dad who I would assume looks like he knows what he was doing was nearby.  That’s the joke.  *pause for laughter*

Alright calm down, that comedic gold is just a part of my story.

Minutes have passed since I wrote that sentence and I have no idea where I’m going with this.  The actual dialogue went like this inside my head.

ME: Wow, I thought I had a purpose for what I was blogging.
BOREDOM: Look TV!

So yeah that’s all for now,
Ciao ‘Corpsters.

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Conflict of Interest

Sorry about the hiatus but the last 2 weeks I’ve been outraged by nothing in lieu of certain friends trying to ruin their lives as hard as they possibly can.  I guess the lazy dog days of summer have come a week early.  A week to the solstice by the way.

So what has pushed me back into my need to tell the truth?  The Taste of Chic(ken)ago.

While there’s nothing wrong with the festival, where the outrage lies is the sponsorship.  I wouldn’t care if its some local heartless amoral corporation.  As long as they have a passing interest in the city that’s fine.  The sponsor is the Visit Wiscinsin Board.  That’s right.  Another state is sponsoring the activities.  What advantage would they have by directing people away from their region of jurisdiction?

I won’t be surprised if they force people to wear cheese hats.

Ciao ‘Corpsters

Are you S-M-R-T?

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?