I don't know what it is about them... but whenever a TV show has a one word title it seems all the more respectable. Sure anyone can string a string (ha, C++ reference) of words together to describe an storyline (not to mention titles that have nothing to do with anything but just sound funny... I hate those) but a concise one... that's makes for good watching.
Then again most shows don't even bother to tell the titles unless you buy the DVD box set years down the line. That's just weak.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Demotion
Well school is officially back in session. That means el bloggo will be updated more regularly.
Today's topic is demotion. Today they (a bunch of wiseguys that think they're all that and a bag of high-colesterol heavily salted delcious mouthwatering... wait where was I going?) voted that Pluto is no longer to be considered a planet.
What are my thoughts on this? A rock by another other name is still a rock. I'm sure if there were creatures living on the other planetoids and they were demoted, that would be well enough to start an galatic insident (The writer of this blog still accepts Plutoarchians as full memebers of the solar system alliance and truer friends than those lazy good for nothing Lunarians). But this arguement has been going on for many years than I'd care to think about. I remember seeing on some late night show hosted by May Bigchinn (not a real name- think about it) that the only consideration it had to still being a planet was that its the only planet that was discovered by an American. Lame excuse if best.
So long My Very Education Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. I'm sure the youth of tomorrow will miss an imaginary incentive for nonexistant pizzas to remember the order the planets are in. (Even though Neptune gets bored and switched places with Pluto from time to time.)
Seriously does it affect my life by how many planets there are? Nah, we're always discovering new rocks also circling around the sun and just like the vultures circling around their prey, nobody really cares how many there are. That's your tax dollars hard at work!
Weeks ago I told you of the untimely death of the big blue chair and failed to tell the story about it. Well, there's not much to tell so you've been waiting in vain. Basically that chair was used by me in 7th and 8th grade during very boring (and long forgotten) catechism classes. Sitting in the same spot everyday I moulded it to be perfect. One day they were giving them away so I claimed it. Here it sat in my room for several years til it finally couldn't take the awesomeness that is to support me and it gave up. I'm sure somewhere the king of rats or the lord of the roaches now rests on my old chair. That insect will one day rule the world because of it. Which then i'll easily seize with my footus squishitus.
True Story.
Caio 'Corpsters
Today's topic is demotion. Today they (a bunch of wiseguys that think they're all that and a bag of high-colesterol heavily salted delcious mouthwatering... wait where was I going?) voted that Pluto is no longer to be considered a planet.
What are my thoughts on this? A rock by another other name is still a rock. I'm sure if there were creatures living on the other planetoids and they were demoted, that would be well enough to start an galatic insident (The writer of this blog still accepts Plutoarchians as full memebers of the solar system alliance and truer friends than those lazy good for nothing Lunarians). But this arguement has been going on for many years than I'd care to think about. I remember seeing on some late night show hosted by May Bigchinn (not a real name- think about it) that the only consideration it had to still being a planet was that its the only planet that was discovered by an American. Lame excuse if best.
So long My Very Education Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. I'm sure the youth of tomorrow will miss an imaginary incentive for nonexistant pizzas to remember the order the planets are in. (Even though Neptune gets bored and switched places with Pluto from time to time.)
Seriously does it affect my life by how many planets there are? Nah, we're always discovering new rocks also circling around the sun and just like the vultures circling around their prey, nobody really cares how many there are. That's your tax dollars hard at work!
Weeks ago I told you of the untimely death of the big blue chair and failed to tell the story about it. Well, there's not much to tell so you've been waiting in vain. Basically that chair was used by me in 7th and 8th grade during very boring (and long forgotten) catechism classes. Sitting in the same spot everyday I moulded it to be perfect. One day they were giving them away so I claimed it. Here it sat in my room for several years til it finally couldn't take the awesomeness that is to support me and it gave up. I'm sure somewhere the king of rats or the lord of the roaches now rests on my old chair. That insect will one day rule the world because of it. Which then i'll easily seize with my footus squishitus.
True Story.
Caio 'Corpsters
Saturday, August 5, 2006
Horoscopes
Simple enough title... Horoscopes. Many people take them seriously. I for one do not as my website update shows access that here.
Do the stars tell of our destiny? No of course not. Why would everyone that was born within a month of each other possibly have the same path in life? Its preposterous. All it does is play on people's fear of the unknown with things they don't understand. The stars and planets don't tell us squat (besides show up in breathtaking scenes sometimes) and beyond that the zodiac as we know it would have shifted over one sign since it was invented thousands of years ago.
Isn't it interesting that horoscopes give about as much information and are as helpful as fortune cookies? Don't get me started on psychic friends. But I'm sure my audience has heard enough of the supporting evidence to this fact on a popular show Northwest Park.
Well I have bad news to report "The Big Blue Chair" as I call it has passed on. Thusly a new permanent announcement adrorns the guenthercorp homepage. A complete history of it will be posted tomorrow as I'm too overwhelmed with grief on the death of this historical landmark to reminisce on this now.
Ciao 'Corpsters
Do the stars tell of our destiny? No of course not. Why would everyone that was born within a month of each other possibly have the same path in life? Its preposterous. All it does is play on people's fear of the unknown with things they don't understand. The stars and planets don't tell us squat (besides show up in breathtaking scenes sometimes) and beyond that the zodiac as we know it would have shifted over one sign since it was invented thousands of years ago.
Isn't it interesting that horoscopes give about as much information and are as helpful as fortune cookies? Don't get me started on psychic friends. But I'm sure my audience has heard enough of the supporting evidence to this fact on a popular show Northwest Park.
Well I have bad news to report "The Big Blue Chair" as I call it has passed on. Thusly a new permanent announcement adrorns the guenthercorp homepage. A complete history of it will be posted tomorrow as I'm too overwhelmed with grief on the death of this historical landmark to reminisce on this now.
Ciao 'Corpsters
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