Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Hunt for Red and Green December

Ho..................Ho..................Ho.................. you will shoot your eye out.
Now you know why I wear glasses, not really, the real blame should go to those carrots we ate as kids!

Christmas is now a political thing. Why? It stems from people who do not stand up for their faith and let the rights of stupid political groups get their "equal rights".

Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Jesus, it may not be the time of year he was actually born, but it does fit in with the stores having a lot of toys on their shelves.

Do I want Christmas presents? Of course, but good luck finding something I haven't already bought myself.

Does it matter whether my better half buys me anything? Not at all because it is "our" money but her taste is better.

I have gotten a lot of holiday gifts for around the house all throughout the year. The joy of getting a new toilet or a tool really is nice. I usually figure out what is inside a wrapped gift anyways.

Perhaps a new garage door can count as my gifts for Valentines Day, Groundhogs Day and Fathers Day.

Now if only "Man stuff" could count for my wife's allotment of gifts. It would be like buying her a bowling ball with my name engraved on it.

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