Meaning

The first of the Smarch Series

Before I begin let there be a moment of silence in memory for the Attack on Pearl Harbor 65 years ago.

Thank you for your consideration. Now I will tell you want you wish to know... the meaning of life.

First I will begin with how the most popular conceptions are wrong.

Theory One: "The meaning of life is to become wealthy."
Wrong! You begin life with nothing. You end life with nothing. Sorry but unless you're a firm believer in the old Egyptian religion, no faiths believe you take anything with you when you die.

Theory Two: "The meaning of life is to have a family."
Close... I'm sure life would move on if everyone didn't have a family. I mean world populations are going up. A couple people deciding to never settle down won't hurt things. Then again it is one of the ways of immortality by producing children. Then again to that very same point the bonds of marriage aren't necessary to populate the world. ;)

Crackpot Theory Three: "The meaning of life is to be God's pincushion."
Right on! You very existance is for God's entertainment. Worship him or be smited by him it matters very little. Why do you think reality TV is so popular? This is playing God more than messing with science and creating super monkeys. Why else is Improv so popular? Scripted stories just aren't entertaining. And with all kinds of people of different walks of life in the world... that episode of South Park where all the peoples on Earth bringing all together to be a TV show doesn't sound all that far fetched.

Caio Corpsters.
1 for 1 in Smarch! :)