Finally! Another Blog!

Ok Ok, I know you don't want to really hear about my novel. Sure its sci fi, but not overly so. That's my whole concept actually, to redo the scifi novel and get it respected in the fiction community. Or at least own a hardbound copy of something I wrote. :D

I will throw you guys a bone here. I will talk about one of my favorite TV series... Are you smarter than a 5th Grader.

Jeff Foxworthy is an excellent host. He knows funny, and can dish it out to these morons who can't get a first grade question right. Too bad I never luck out and appear on these game shows. I could easily clean up and make myself a few thousand. Heck, I could be able to win the million and be a slacker for the rest of my life. Course, I'd never be that lucky.

So anyways, there's a bunch of cute little kids that always end up on the show and laugh and laugh at how easy the questions are for them. Sure I don't blame that. Being in fifth grade and on tv while some know-it-all adult was trying to solve questions I knew that answers for would be the experience of a lifetime.

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So then we continue on our little TV viewing experience and I wonder, seriously even on the questions these supposed college grads are still taking their sweet time to answer the questions that they actually do know. I know a game show can either offer many questions at low amounts each or big amounts and then stall for time like they do on another FOX show that people still are watching. Don't they realize Ryan Seacrest looks like he's forty years old? Pay attention next closeup on him.

{{WARNING: If you are a male and watch American Idol (except for those hilarious outtakes), please realize your life is pathetic and you should leave your computer right now and seek attention of a female. If you're a girl that watches American Idol and are reading this blog, please leave a comment since I'm pretty sure such females don't exist. A study on you would be most interesting. Or any female for that matter. Ah, who am I kidding?}}

Well, I lost my train of thought. I'd really much rather be sleeping.

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