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(That's numbers to those that don't speak advamced 1337.)

I've always wondered why people put their birthday in their email address. Then again, I've always hated the idea of people knowing my birthday. Maybe, I don't know, they put this on display?

Once I hit ten years old and actually had a say in having a birthday party of not, well I chose not to. It's a pain really. Not that I didn't enjoy a good sleepover full of videogames of game mascots beating each other up, no that's good clean fun! (To the females out there, blame the testosterone, its evil.)

Did I care when I turned 18? Sorta, but that meant I could have a say in the political process. Although living in a liberal state, that pretty much means my vote means little to none. (Better odds to get struck by lightning, which would be really cool for the first few seconds, until it hurts.)

So I dunno, should I need to come up with an unoriginal screen name (OK fine guenthercorp, thyguenther, guentheriscool, guentherlynx, guentherpwnsj00nubs aren't exactly original.) I'll pick some random more meaningful numbers in my life. 92 and 128.

If anyone knows why either of those numbers is significant to me... win a prize! (Don't randomly guess you'll never get it.)

***Prizes are void in AL, AK, AR, AK, CA, CO, CI, CU, CC, CP, IL, IN, MI, WI (not a real state), MO, ME, MOE, PL, PH, WB, BMW, VP, WM, WHY, and nonAmerica. Must be legal citizen of Guenthertopia, Void where prohibited by law, for list of winners send 20 dollars to Guenthertopia, 12 8 Guenther Street Guenthersota, GU. 12892. Unauthorized use of this gibberish is prohibited unless given expressed written or implied spoken concent of Guenther League Baseball.