Diet Pop is Good For You!

Sure you can drink regular pop, but that is full of real sugar!

With artificial sweeteners out there like Splenda or Aspartame, you get special effects! First they get rid of that extra calcium in your bones. Sure that can sound like a bad thing, but you're weighing less!

Sure there's also links to causing various cancers, but you know what? Cancers are special cells! They don't die! They divide indefinitely unlike "normal" cells that can only divide so many times and ensure your death! That and cancer is nothing more than a scary word for evolution! You're evolving when you get cancer! You might get superpowers! How cool is that!

Paid for by the The Artificial Sweetener Administration.