Compensation and the Back-side

Well its been awhile since I've complained about anything. But that's just because I haven't been outraged by anything. Just a lot of stupid people doing unremarkably stupid things that just don't blog well. But today you're in for a treat.

Complaint One- Compensation cars. Compensation for what? I'm sure you heard of this phrase so I won't dealve into that. But I'm sick of them. They're the kind of cars you see Xzibit hand out like candy on Pimp my Ride For the normal person to have, well you're afraid to even look at the car funny lest the car owner have a sniper protecting his car from lower class people like you. They're also fond of my second complaint but these owners aren't limited to this annoying action.

Complaint Two- The Backward Parking Job. Whenever I see this, I'm think to myself to be careful somebody's doing a one-man bank robbery and needs to jet quickly. I see these guys are the grocery store and wonder where the hell they think they're going to put their grocerys. What's even worse is waiting for one of these idiots to do the backwards park while you wait there getting another spot. That however I respect. I only wasting people's time when they're noticeably impatient. Its also a good tip for dating. Impatient people are the reason I live. To make them wait.