HGC Special: spaying and neutering

In the words of the great Bob Barker at the end of every single episode of his show "Control the pet population, spay or neuter your pets."

So why is it in Chicago the majority of people against the idea of a law that makes people do just that? Must be the Lassie syndrome. They want to see all the cuddly little puppies that they won't be able to feed and have to be put down. It makes perfect sense. Maybe they're trying to help the Asian restaurants come up with cheaper meat to lower the prices. Maybe they're trying for a more filling meal?

Chicago makes me sick.

Season Finale!

Well kids it's the last blog of the season. It's been a great run and I hope to you you in August! Special reports likely!

I'm off to summer vacation which I hope to write a few chapters to my novel.

Thanks for reading friends! Peace!

UPDATE: Looks like school starts in September, so see you then full time.

Happenings

Well its been a week since the last blog and what can I say? It's finals and tax time. While I only did have to spend an hour tops on taxes and I've completely waited on the finals, things are starting to clear up.

Guenthercorp is back up! On my NEIU site at least. After that it'll take a few weeks til I convert it to the way I orginally wanted it (skimmed for time restraints) but at least its on track!

There's a book sale today at the library I saw one book I kinda liked but not 4 dollar liked. It was also funny that they had an entire shelf of L Ron Hubbard books, most of which were still wrapped up. (L Ron Hubbard is the Sci-Fi writer that also founded Scientology.)

Hope you like the new blog layout and new descriptions. I'll be upstairs if you need me.

Everyone's a Politician/Speechwriter

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080408/ts_alt_afp/usvoteobamaentertainmentbritaintelevisionpeople_080408124947;_ylt=AqmR7EzAiZeEP0YyJ0_RzMqs0NUE

John Cleese is offering his services as speechwriter to Barack Obama should he win the nomination. It just looks harder and harder to beat that guy. McCain will surely have a run for his money.

Foul-weather Friend

DISCLAIMER AND WARNING: The contents of this blog are of a whiny nature. If you are not interesting in my rant about the good majority of people I know in real life, to be further referred to loosely as "friends," please disregard this entry. To all those that don't mind, or bored enough to read the back of a cereal box, please proceed. (A comment either way wouldn't kill you!)

That's me the ultimate foul-weather friend.

Not that I'm in any support of this self given title but I'm pretty sure this is how most people perceive me. A browse to your friendly neighborhood http://www.urbandictionary.com/ placed this as their word of the day on April 8th. It had me thinking all day about it. It's me I'm a foul-weather friend.

Basically its the opposite of a fair weather friend. People come to me when they're in trouble as a shoulder to cry on or a sympathetic ear. Then when things get better they have absolutely nothing to do with me. They deny my existence and can't even offer me a pleasant smile or a pity greeting when we happen to meet.

Who do I have to turn to in times of trouble? Nobody. Who do I have to turn to in times of happiness and joy? Nobody.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty used to it by now and usually poke fun at my uselessness when it comes to any sort of social situation.

Your worst friend,
Guenther

Sports Man Ship

The Beijing Games are near so the protesters are out in force.

Yeesh last time anything like this happened was during the Berlin Games. Can't these people just ignore these stupid protests and just get into the spirit of international brotherhood and peace?

Oh who am I kidding the Olympic games just only perpetuate the adoring public to worship athleticism over academics. More brains for me I guess. Plus the TV coverage stinks and I hate watching them and they mess up the regular programming schedule so badly.

I definitely won't go to the Olympic games if it comes to Chicago, and that's a big if.

Pick a Winner

Fortune Cookie

I went to China Buffet today for the first time. It was pretty good. But that's not why you're hear today. You want to know what fortune I got. You also want to hear the shitty witty commentary I come up about it.

Here it is "Ignorance never settles a question."

My answer... ignorance settles every question. Just not always in a way that wraps everything up in a nice little package. I'll come up with a crappy awesome anecdote to explain this.

Say you're playing some MMORPG and for the sake of argument I'll call it Run Escape. When some n00b say Mcloser (his moniker followed by a meaningless string of numbers) comes up to you and calls you a hacker. I say to him shut up.

And that kids is how big boys solve their problems. Oh and fortune cookies that tell the present are stupid. My other fortune was "You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time." No duh.

I hates j00 McLoser please go kill a chicken.

This a Blag

April Fool's Day free for 4 years!

Few things to report. First Pizza Hut renamed themselves Pasta Hut. It seems like it wasn't a prank. I think its pure idiocy to rename their company because they added two new items to the menu.

Second on the menu is viewership of this blog has increased significantly. Course as such they're making demands. So I say to you... tough.

Dorks ^_^