Fortune Cookie

I went to China Buffet today for the first time. It was pretty good. But that's not why you're hear today. You want to know what fortune I got. You also want to hear the shitty witty commentary I come up about it.

Here it is "Ignorance never settles a question."

My answer... ignorance settles every question. Just not always in a way that wraps everything up in a nice little package. I'll come up with a crappy awesome anecdote to explain this.

Say you're playing some MMORPG and for the sake of argument I'll call it Run Escape. When some n00b say Mcloser (his moniker followed by a meaningless string of numbers) comes up to you and calls you a hacker. I say to him shut up.

And that kids is how big boys solve their problems. Oh and fortune cookies that tell the present are stupid. My other fortune was "You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time." No duh.

I hates j00 McLoser please go kill a chicken.