Whoever Wins... We Lose

Elections on Tuesday! What fun! Let's get to business.

I made a handy chart so anyone can understand it.

	You're a Republican	You're a Democrat
John McCain Wins	John McCain is still a liberal, in addition to this with a Democrat ruled Congress nothing is sure to change.	A conservative won after the Media told us he had no chance?! They must have cheated again!
Barack Obama Wins	Say hello to Socialism. The rich get taxed, the tax cuts end. Everyone pays more in a recession. Here's to a greater recession	Hey... there's still Global Warming! Oh and look, no jobs because the rich are being taxed so they have to cut costs to make their stockholders happy.