Farts of Old

I hate it when people cough without covering their mouths.

These people make up 45% of the people that go through my line at checkout.

Gasm

I have had it up to here with the suffix -gasm. It's not clever, it's a pathetic attempt of bringing a sexual connotation to anything.

Here's what broke the camel's back for me... http://www.bachelorsdegreeonline.com/blog/

Only don't go there. But you won't know what I'm talking about. Then again you don't really exist so it doesn't matter.

Worst of Both Worlds

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Rainer

Bless you StumbleUpon.

Fourteenth

With new and improved 'Slow Down' you don't have to die!

Big Super Game Bowl

I did not watch the game. I did not watch the commercials. I did not watch the game just to see the commercials, despite the fact 90% of nonfootball fans say that very thing thinking they're clever.

I watched Mythbusters, Puppy Bowl V, and Wipeout.

I did see the last 5 minutes of The Boss and the E Street Band featuring the most famous drummer I've ever met.